I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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