the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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