The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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