I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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