You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Your penis caused this!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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