I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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