I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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