In the future we'll all be gay
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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