ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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