thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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