hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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