This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm always down for nudity.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
