Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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