i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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