last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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