Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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