your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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