areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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