is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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