i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
