Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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