I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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