Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
