halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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