So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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