theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Why are your pants in the freezer?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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