IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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