Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
