margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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