i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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