Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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