woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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