So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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