The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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