...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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