Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The chlamydia really affected his face.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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