Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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