Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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