you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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