What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Less talking, more tequila
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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