very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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