We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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