Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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