me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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