what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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