I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We need to get me chipped asap
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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