did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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