just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I want a musical about memes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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