Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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