She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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